Mr.O.G.-Uke's Funtime Corner

A magical place in a faraway land where all your dreams come true. So come on down for some non-sexual pleasure and to listen to some half decent music.


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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

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spadesslick:

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

  • chicken tender
  • the billionth number of pi is 9
  • it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
  • sponges feel cool
  • highdeas.com
  • joe biden
  • the letter Q
  • dirt

Some of these are legitimately calming.

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legolandempires: You get the best of both worlds

legolandempires:

You get the best of both worlds

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how-ood:

actually i listen to dadford & daughters

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Reblogged from xokatya
  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

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remps:

sluttyplzza:

remps:

Swiggity swag I’m feelin bad

WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU USE SWIGGITY SWAD IM FEELIN BAD

Swiggity sworse now I feel worse

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ihumpedyourcatthen:

fuckyeahamour:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

YES BRO.

Is this already here

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youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease: I choked on my water.

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

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Reblogged from netlfix

netlfix:

h-u-b-c-i-t-y:

netlfix:

I JUST WANT A NEVER ENDING SLICE OF PIZZA

Smart idea, you’ll end up dying early and that it has shit loads of salt, high in carbs and calories, greasy, and all that fat. Think about what it does to your health.

shut up

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